“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.” – Joey Adams

"What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year." – Vern McLellan

“Last year’s resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.” – Anonymous

"Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending." – Carl Bard

“I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.” – Anonymous

"The new year is a painting not yet painted; a path not yet stepped on; a wing not yet taken off!" – Mehmet Murat İldan

“My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. But wait, I’ll start tomorrow.” – Anonymous

"A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." – Phil McGraw

“This New Year I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.” – Anonymous

"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot." – Michael Altshuler

"A year from now, you will wish you had started today." – Karen Lamb

"In the New Year, never forget to thank your past years because they enabled you to reach today! Without the stairs of the past, you cannot arrive at the future!" – Mehmet Murat İldan

“My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions. That way I succeed at something!” – Anonymous

"Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one." – Brad Paisley

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.” – Anonymous

"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." – Nido Qubein

“My New Year's resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. Like I won't screw that up right away.” – Anonymous

“New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.” – Anonymous

“I’m resolving to just wing it and see what happens.” – Anonymous